National Cactus Making Day

National Cactus Making Day is on June 26th. It is the day to make a cactus 3D model.

ObviouslyPurple: Check out this cactus mesh I'm currently modeling in Blender!

*Posts picture of hairy cactus model*
UwaisPlayz: made a cactus
*Posts picture of super low poly cactus*
toxic0dd: Why is everyone making cactus today! Happy National Cactus Making Day!!!👍 🥳

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make my teeth itch

This is a term that is used to describe when someone or something is so offensive or foul that they make your teeth itch. Would be similar to someone making your skin crawl. Only worse. If you don’t think this is a real saying then you’re making my teeth itch.

Hey Dave, did you see that announcement Boris Johnson made about the party at Downing Street?

“That cunt does nothing but make my teeth itch every time he opens his mouth…”

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National make out day

National make out day is when you make out with your significant other and get away with it.
April 29 is when you can make out with your significant other

You: guess what day it is
Significant other: what day is it
You: it’s national make out day so do you want to make out
Significant other: yassss🤤

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National Make Out Day

A day where everyone single or taken has to makeout with someone

Hey bob, let’s make out!

Ew no, I wouldn’t do that with you!
But it’s National Make Out Day.
Ugh, fine.

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National No make-up day

On this day all girls can’t wear make-up
This is set on the 10th of November

you: why aren’t any of these girl wearing make-up today?
me: because it’s the national no make-up day.

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make your pinky stinky

to insert a pinky finger into a vagina or asshole during the sex act of “fingering” (also called finger banging or finger fucking) or to allow another person to do this to you, which gives the pinky a distinctive odor of sex which may be considered either pleasant or unpleasant

Why don’t you come home with me after school today and I’ll make your pinky stinky?

You are so sexy that you’re making me wet! Why don’t you come over here and let me make your pinky stinky?

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Make America Greta Again

Something you say when you need to Make America Great Again but you're too high on tylenol and you type too fast and you make it Greta instead.

"Back in my day men would armwrestle appalachian bears to the death. Now they're gender study professors or something. MAKE AMERICA GRETA AGAIN!"

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