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To bring an unnecessarily painful process upon oneself.
You want to stand in that line for an hour to buy those tickets? Don't poop the apple man, just buy them online the day before.
a popsicle stick shoved right up a persons asshole, and when you take it out there is poop on it
ah poop on a popsicle
Painful poop as if you were giving birth.
Today could have been better... was stuck on the toilet dealing with a birth poop.
A difficult poop to the point you're feeling like you're giving birth.
Today was a hard day... I delivered a birth poop over lunch.
A cleaner way of saying "S**t post," coined by Craig Thompson (MiniLadd on YouTube).
Around 1:34 in his "Try Not to Laugh Challenge #3" video, MiniLadd described the clip he just watched as a Poop Post.
In the act of defecation, one must clench the buttocks to where the elongated turd is dangling from one's anus. The person then proceeds to build inertia with hip thrusts to deliver a devastating slap of the fecal matter onto a unsuspecting victim's forehead.
"Ewwww Cody literally poop slapped Jessica, it's all over her new dress!"
one that does not wash his hands after restroom privileges, and puts those contaminated hands on everything in the office.
Dude, I wouldn't eat the salsa, Poop Mitts has been in there.