Distraction caused by the imminent and urgent need to have a bowl movement aka, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf
Sorry honey I forgot to pick up bread, I was poop-fogged.
A term used to describe a problem or mishap caused by poop.
Uh oh, looks like this poop-cident will make me late for work again.
The act of requiring urgent toilet facilities to produce a number 2 bodily movement. Mostly happens at the worse moments and comes like fire from satan.
Had to stop playing because of an emergency poop.
Culture created by edgy, unstable, irresponsible teenagers such Jake Paul, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Calvin Cordozar Broadus, and others.
Look at this Poop Culture here! Gawd damn them edgy, unstable, irresponsible teenagers.
Taking a dump at every establishment you visit in a day.
"Man, I had to shit everywhere I went today, I shouldn't have had Chinese last night, what a poop crusade"
When you cough so hard that you fart or poop
–Omg did you just do a pooping cough?
–Wait you heard that over my loud-ass coughing?
People who hang near the bathroom door while you're trying to take a shit, because they need to take a crap too.
Dude I couldn't believe it... I had a poop listener while I was pinching off a loaf at the Kum-N-Go. What the F*@# was he trying to hear my poop secret ?!
All the stalls were occupied in the Wal-Mart bathrooms when I had to take a douce. I can't believe I became a poop listener to see who'd get done first!