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poop-fogged

Distraction caused by the imminent and urgent need to have a bowl movement aka, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf

Sorry honey I forgot to pick up bread, I was poop-fogged.

by Beeker21 July 22, 2012


Poop-cident

A term used to describe a problem or mishap caused by poop.

Uh oh, looks like this poop-cident will make me late for work again.

by ChrissyMo September 8, 2016


Emergency Poop

The act of requiring urgent toilet facilities to produce a number 2 bodily movement. Mostly happens at the worse moments and comes like fire from satan.

Had to stop playing because of an emergency poop.

by Exell April 28, 2017


Poop Culture

Culture created by edgy, unstable, irresponsible teenagers such Jake Paul, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Calvin Cordozar Broadus, and others.

Look at this Poop Culture here! Gawd damn them edgy, unstable, irresponsible teenagers.

by KickTheChair77 July 25, 2017


poop crusade

Taking a dump at every establishment you visit in a day.

"Man, I had to shit everywhere I went today, I shouldn't have had Chinese last night, what a poop crusade"

by tacos for life January 2, 2015


pooping cough

When you cough so hard that you fart or poop

–Omg did you just do a pooping cough?
–Wait you heard that over my loud-ass coughing?

by pasvoulu September 8, 2018


poop listener

People who hang near the bathroom door while you're trying to take a shit, because they need to take a crap too.

Dude I couldn't believe it... I had a poop listener while I was pinching off a loaf at the Kum-N-Go. What the F*@# was he trying to hear my poop secret ?!

All the stalls were occupied in the Wal-Mart bathrooms when I had to take a douce. I can't believe I became a poop listener to see who'd get done first!

by thebigsaaved December 6, 2013