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A class in Russia called "the art of oral sex"
Dude, that girl has a Russian education.
An answer for all your misbehaviour and failure. The upgrade is spelled Putin did it.
Mom: Who broke my vase?
Son: The russians did it.
Teacher: Where is your homework Brian.
Brian: I would tell you my dog ate it but I haven't a dog. So Putin stole it with a group of hacker and manipulated it.
Unknown agent, but hopefully none of our allies
Who killed Livitenko? The Russians did it.
When you are joking, kidding, usually when trying to diminish or retract a statement.
“Good evening, Countess Lily.”
“The only thing good about it is that it means one day less.”
“…”
“I’m being Russian, Sergei! I love my life…”
Simply inserting a vodka soaked tampon into your asshole
Drinking at church is frowned upon so I went with a Russian juggernaut.
Russian bias is a term used in the game warthunder where nothing can destroy Russian tanks and planes. This is just a term for salty players that are trash at the game and got killed by a Russian tank or plane
Kid: *gets killed by Russian vehicle*
THIS IS SO RUSSIAN BIAS BRUH
normal person: shut up
The alias for a woman working in tech who just found out that Russia is the largest grower and distributor of raspberries in the world. She may also have owned it currently own a raspberry beret, further driving home the moniker.
Russian Raspberry is typing.
I am Russian Raspberry.
You are to address me a Russian Raspberry, henceforth.
Did you invite Russian Raspberry to the meeting?