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Ryan the condom man

A man who sells condoms to little kids and sells condom balloons to kids in school.
If you hear your 12-year-old kid say "Mom I am going to play at Ryan's house." you will know that he watches porn.

Mom! Ryan the condom man sold me 80 packs of condoms for free. It's so high quality. He wears condom balloons on his head

by naMhteiK98 March 6, 2017

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Abbreviatted as FRoR, a fictional European country located in the planet Earth on The Universe Ryan. They are famous for being the largest manufacturer of automobiles (the second largest one being Venezuela and the third one being Belarus). They have extremely powerful economy and military, making the country themselves a extreme superpower (the second extreme superpower is the United States). Their military can also defeat any enemies. The FRoR is a good Authoritarian-Democratic-Police State-Deep State country. Existed since November 25, 2018. They first used to be the monarchist Empire of Ryan (EoR) from March 15th, 1863 until January 1st, 1919, and the communist Bolivarian Republic of Ryan (BRoR) from January 1st, 1919 until November 25, 2018. Luigi, Italy is their capital and New Kabul, Croatia is their largest city.

The demonym is Ryanian(s).

Their 11 states are Italy, Austria, Corsica, Malta, Balearic Islands, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, San Marino, Bosnia and Hezergovina, Croatia and Slovenia.

The current president of the FRoR is Mike Johnson (of Saving Earth Party (SEP)), and the current Vice-President of the country is Katie Shammas (of Democratic Socialist Party (DSP)).

"The Federal Republic of Ryan is such a beautiful country! They are a hero superpower!" - A typical Ryanian national expressing opinion on his/her/their own country.

by Ryan900USAYT March 22, 2022