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When you go to the mall sit on the piece of shit they have playing Santa and accidently slide between his knees and he has a gay little elf named Tim ready to eat the groceries.
Hey Jan, did you notice the way Tim was ready to eat your christmas salad as soon as you slid of old saint nicks lap.
Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''
It is a reference to a hand job.
Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)
Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!
to go into the candy making buisness of carrots
Person1: i just got my degree to peal the salad
Person2: wow i wish i was cool enough to do that!
A euphemism for sex, specifically related to the wetness of tomatoes
Do you want to come round for a bedtime salad
When that nigga Diego clogged the sink with his bitch ass dishes.
Diego-“joe check out this Roberto Salad.”
Yours truly-“nigga that bitch is fucken Disgusting, best have that shit clean by the time I get back.”
to use a plunging motion or blasting motion with the tongue into the rectum
I saw some gay guy being salad blasted in the club bathroom
Its when a girl or a guy is gettin their salad tossed and their junk played with at the same time....
Man ive had my salad tossed before but last night suzie gave me a junky salad and it was awesome!!!