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Wiping/scrubbing yourself down using water and soap from a sink to clean yourself, without the use of a shower. If you forget/don’t have a towel, you can dry yourself using nearby toilet paper/paper towels. You can take a dry shower to save water, prevent suspicion in others, utilize someone else’s resources, etc.
Scenario 1: I just jerked off and my pubes are so itchy! I can’t just take a big ol’ shower in the middle of the day, my roommates will be suspicious. I guess I’ll take a dry shower to stay quiet.
Scenario 2: It’s been months since I’ve stepped into this ghost town for shelter. It’s a miracle this public restroom still has running water. I better take a dry shower. I may slowly be turning savage, but I’m still civilized.
Damn- I went to Stadium View Bar for the Super Bowl, and every time the Packers scored, I got a Wisconsin golden shower!
When you spontaniously think of the answer to a troubling problem when standing under the shower, usually just before applying shampoo.
Hey dude, I was about to rinse of the soap this morning when I has a shower Epiphany! the answer just came to me, it’s 42!
when the ejaculate from a shower wank is stuck to your hand and the attempt to flick it off results in a bungee jump like extension.
i had a great wank this morning... had to clean the shower slingshot off the wall though
Going into a shower, getting out then heading straight for the computer.
Guy1: Yeah dude I took a Gamer Shower but still lost my comp game
Guy2: Damn, should've brought your gamer towel with you
The act of peeing in your lovers butt, then laying on the bed while they stand over you and spray your piss all over your face! It's the Unlimate Golden shower!
"I hope you're into some freaky shit because tonight you're giving me the Ultimate Golden Shower!"
When a man shits in a bucket then dumps the bucket over his head
I just took a “ Russian Shart Shower” it was so smelly