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The act of ejaculating in your hand then bitch-slapping an unsuspecting victim.
After I came in my hand, I Spiderman Slapped the bitch.
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Taking both your arms and slapping someone's shoulder with both of your hands, making the sound of a seal while doing so.
"Dude, come here!"
"What?"
"SEAL SLAP!"
"....Wtf is wrong with you?"
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The act of slapping a person with the palm, straight on, in center of the forehead, with fingers up, and then pulling the open hand straight down in line with the face. The person will be confused and feel like a bitch.
"Some little bitch was talking shit so I down slapped the hell out of him."
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noun. 1. The "slap noise" a males testicles make when hitting the gooch while thrusting during the doggy position in sexual intercourse.
2. The "slap noise" male testicles make when a girl is on her back and the guy is doing work during sexual intercourse.
verb. "Gooch Slapping" - The act of causing a gooch slap.
Noun. She got the gooch slap last night.
Verb. I was gooch slapping like it was my job last night.
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A person who continuously slaps the keys on a keyboard making unpleasantly loud noises.
When DK does a control F website search on the keyboard, he keeps Key Slapping the enter key on each search result.
"It's because I'm left handed" is his foolish answer.
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1. Any employer imposed reduction in empoyment compensation. I.E., hourly pay cut, reduction in scheduled work hours and/or elimination of non-monetary employment benefits. May also be used when employees are asked to contribute a portion of their paycheck to maintain health benefits or pension benefits.
2. A change of employment to a position with lower compensation.
Hotel janitors will take a pay slap in their new contract, with a 9% reduction in gross pay to be applied toward their pension.
The Governor effectively pay slapped state workers by imposing unpaid furlough days two fridays per month.
Tom was so unhappy working on Wall Street, he gladly took a big pay slap to return to teaching high school economics.
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(noun)-Similar to the stockholm syndrome. When your abusive partner, girlfriend or boyfriend beats your ass silly enough to stay with them or keep going back after you leave time and time again.
If you want your women to stay with you, you need to put down The Good Slap. Beat her ass. She aint going nowhere.
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