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Key Slapping

A person who continuously slaps the keys on a keyboard making unpleasantly loud noises.

When DK does a control F website search on the keyboard, he keeps Key Slapping the enter key on each search result.

"It's because I'm left handed" is his foolish answer.

by Dallas1976 August 3, 2007

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slap drunk

the point of intoxication where, instead of pointing, gently flipping a light switch, etc. You slap the shit out of everything then come up with a nick name for the thing you just slapped.

Justin was slap drunk last night, you could tell by the way he was hitting his lighter and calling it Earl.

by almostlegalwanker February 16, 2014

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Slap Bow

a phrase used when telling someone to "be gone" or "fuck off" "get out of town"

Girl: How come your havn't called me all day, im tired of your shit
Boy: Girl Slap Bow! i don't have time for all these complaints, we are on the phone now so get over it!

by Freshmade July 4, 2010

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Slapping the peen

Slapping the peen is referred to as "Masturbating" by thugs and others affiliated with thugs. This combination comes together to produce a good party anecdote, for example "Do I got a story for you guys... So the other night I was slapping the ole' peen, and right when the wife walks in I "YOU!" all up on her face.

Aye homey, once I got home, I pulled my pants down and started 'Slapping the peen'

by Meechster93 November 5, 2010

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pay slap

1. Any employer imposed reduction in empoyment compensation. I.E., hourly pay cut, reduction in scheduled work hours and/or elimination of non-monetary employment benefits. May also be used when employees are asked to contribute a portion of their paycheck to maintain health benefits or pension benefits.
2. A change of employment to a position with lower compensation.

Hotel janitors will take a pay slap in their new contract, with a 9% reduction in gross pay to be applied toward their pension.

The Governor effectively pay slapped state workers by imposing unpaid furlough days two fridays per month.

Tom was so unhappy working on Wall Street, he gladly took a big pay slap to return to teaching high school economics.

by NoMoneyNoHoney August 7, 2010

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The Good Slap

(noun)-Similar to the stockholm syndrome. When your abusive partner, girlfriend or boyfriend beats your ass silly enough to stay with them or keep going back after you leave time and time again.

If you want your women to stay with you, you need to put down The Good Slap. Beat her ass. She aint going nowhere.

by Rusty Fleetwood September 20, 2008

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pad slapping

The process in which a prepubescent girl preferably 12 is raped while having a tampon inside her. Once her cherry is popped, take the tampon out and shove it in her ass (make sure she hasn't popped) once the tampon is covered in blood, semen, and poop slap her in the face with it until she is either knocked out or begs for mercy.

Oh boy Jonny i hope u had fun pad slapping your cousin

by Snooki af April 26, 2019

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