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She is the most beautiful girl the world has ever seen . Real time Cindrella.
Nishu loves her a lot. She means world to him.
A debilitating disease, mostly commonly associated with Boston Terriers. They begin snoring while they sleep, followed by large amounts of toxic fumes coming from the rear of the animal
We just found out my dog has sleep crapnea, he snores like a freight train, and farts like mule.
Fueled by Jameson - a game where he falls asleep with his dick inside you.
Forget sex, I’m just trying to play sleep dick bb girl.
imaginary monkeys derived from ancient southern myth that mentally and physically serenade you to sleep. usually can find these sleep monkeys in church.
“Man, them sleep monkeys ‘bout got me during preachers sermon this morning..”
N. The markings on the body from sleeping for an extended period of time, caused by blankets, clothing, or any other thing one would sleep on. Commonly found on the chest, face, and arms.
person 1: I just had the best nap of my life
Person 2: whats that all over your chest?
Person 1: oh those are just some sleep tacos from my blanket.
That's what Wattpad readers do not know....
A: So you're a Wattpad reader?
B: Ihm, yeah, so what?
A: Then tell me, do you even have a sleep rhythm?
B: What's this? I read all night