Take This God and Shove It

TTGASI. The most feared and respected Heavy Metal band in the universe. Their only known recording is 10 Songs About Satan and it is wicked underground.

Dude I went to the TTGASI show last month and my ears are still ringing!

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Take them to Target

Doing the nasty with two girls in the back of a car in the parking lot of Target. You let them buy some cheap knock off Victoria Secret panties at Target, then you take them off in the parking lot and bang them.

Damn those girls are hot, I would like to "Take them to Target"

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taking a number three

when a man shits on the toilet while having anal/vaginal intercourse with his woman

it was germaines birthday so she asked mark to take a number three, its taking a number two with your old lady, taking a number three is the true test of manhood

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take a shot in the mouth

To act like, or say that you indeed like or love the band Nickelback in order to bed a hottie of the opposite sex.

Slim: "Yo Dan, you see that fine piece of ass over there with the Nickelback shirt on."
Dan: "Yeah, I'd take a shot in the mouth in order to give her the rectal thermometer.

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taking back sunday

I read some of the definitions and I was like whaaaaaa

Taking Back Sunday is NOT emo and someone even said screamo that made me laugh??

It's a pop punk band. Similar to like my chemical romance or something.

Emo: bright eyes, cursive, copeland, northstar, veda, danger:radio (kinda) etc
Screamo: daughters, the number 12 looks like you, dance massacre, saetia, wecamewithbrokenteeth etc
Pop-punk: taking back sunday, green day, my chemical romance, simple plan etc

hopefully that clears some things up!!

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Taking Back Sunday

great band amazing band dick suck should burn in fucking hell

u could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath id apologize for bleeding on ur shirt

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Taking over the world

Giving your friend a handy

Pero: Hey Nav, would you like to be taking over the world later.
Nav: Yezzirrr!

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