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Professional slop boy. First person drunk at every party. Has an unresistable hankering for Fireball whiskey. Can be identified at any social gathering with a white nike baseball cap.
Man, you are looking worse than brother brown right now!
The Jonas Brothers are one of the best bands ever. There are three members: Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Kevin Jonas.
Sister: Omg I am such a Kevin girl!
Me, the gay one: Omg Joe is so hot.
Both of us: The Jonas Brothers are everything!
The Jonas Brothers are the most amazing human beings on planet earth. They care a lot about there fans and they are back and happier than ever. So do not insult them or do anything thing mean to the or else the whole Jonas fandom will come after you.
Person 1: I love the Jonas Brothers and I can’t wait to go to there concert.
Person 2: I can’t wait either I don’t know how people could not like them.
Person 3: I hate them
Jonas fans: Go get a life we can’t even look at you
When too many women are willing to have sex with you, most of those women catch feelings and won't let you be with any other women.
Damn man, he gets all the women, but he better be careful he doesn't get The O'Hara Brother's Disease, or else he could be in a whole world of hurt.
when two friends know that they have slept with the same chick and refuse to admit it to eachother because she was really ugly, a total skank or lame in bed
i was having a drink at the bar with my best friend when a horribly familiar voice behind us shouted "hello boys!". One look at my friends face and I knew we were Mongolian brothers.
when you twin with your brother or someone you consider to be a brother
me and my friend wore the same t-shirt today, I love brothering with him!
the 2 cute brothers who go to the same school. they are funny and awesome to hang around. they are those boys that arent mean but still are a little in a good way. they are obsessed with gaming and might leave you on read. they are also athletic and really fun to hang around.
girl 1: "whos that?"
girl 2: "the wofford brothers, they're so hot!"
girl 1: "yea i wish they were mine."