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A defense role cookie in the game of "Cookie Run: Kingdom." They are around the 2nd-3rd best defense cookie. They are also the cutest and best cookie in the game.
Person 1: "Do you play Cookie Run?"
Person 2: "Yes, and I just 5-starred my strawberry crepe cookie, look how cute they are!"
Best character in Cookie Run: OvenBreak. I do not take criticism.
Me: popping candy cookie awooga
My friend: I swear if you say one more fucking thing about him
When your girl is such a sub/simp for you that she makes you cookies to pleasure you but gets distracted going gluck gluck 3000 on your dick to pleasure you and burns the cookies
Man, those cookies look burnt as hell! Nah man those are cronchy pp cookies!
When you squeeze two big folds of skin together on a really really fat chick and use it instead of her pussy to drop your load. Then, when you are finished, you grab the two big folds of skin and pull them open while making a noise like you are cracking a fortune cookie. You then say "Lookie Lookie there's a fortune in the cookie" (while saying this, you are using your finger to push your jizz into a little pool) Then you say " It say "Cream of SumYoungGuy feel no good in your eye" and scoop up your jizz and throw it in her eye before running out.
Man, what happened to Bertha's eye last night?
I heard Dave gave her a Fatty Fortune Cookie.
When you're getting pegged by a girl but you shit and cum at the same time.
Bro me and Jessica had a crazy night yesterday. We even had a cookies and cream smoothie.
Sometimes you go to the store for cream but come back with caramel waffle cookie.....
It is what it is.
"i ask for cream by she came back with caramel waffle cookie! "
To take one's virginity. Can also be used contextually to refer to humiliating or owning someone.
"Hey man, I heard you stole Stacy's cookies."
"A true gentleman doesn't kiss and tell."
"Brendan used to brag about how good he is at basketball, untill Derek came and stole his cookies."
"When the Denver Broncos had Peyton, they used to come to KC and steal our cookies. But now that the Chiefs have Mahomes, the shoe is on the other foot."
"You can't beat me cause I'm the best."
"Oh yeah? We'll see about that after I steal your cookies."