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The act of consuming a box meal from the formost US Tex Mex chain while under a state of gastrointestinal distress in an attempt to rid yourself of the ailment; with potentialy catastrophic results.
Tim: I have had the stomach flu for 3 days and I am misreable. At this point I am willing to risk it all. Time for some Taco Bell Russian Roulette.
Andy: That sounds like the worst idea ever.
Tim: I will either clean the virus out of my system or you are going to have to plunge my organs through the pipes. I am up for either at this point.
The act of peeing in your lover's vagina during sex.
What the fuck, Mark! You did NOT just give me a Russian Sunshine!
When your hitting it from the back (doggystyle), and right before you cum. You say "dasvidaniya" and cum on her back
Yeah, my girl was complaining for the whole night about the food i got her. So i pulled a Russian Dog on her.
When your hitting it from the back(doggy style), and right before you cum you say "dasvidaniya" and cum on her back.
Yeah, my girl was complaining about the food we last night. So i pulled a Russian Dog on her
When your pube hairs get so long you can braid them, creating an unpleasant Feeling for late night wrestling matches. Noun
Phil poked Jenny, while having fun in bed, with his Russian thorn bush.
When the woman positions her man in a way to where the erect penis is positioned into her vagina while she lifts him with her legs resulting in intercourse and a workout (works better with tiny man and Amazon woman)
Man (5’2 very skinny with unusually large penis): babe wanna try the Russian Leg Press?
Woman (6’5 Amazon Goddess with thick thighs): I’m glad you brought that up, I missed leg day and I’m very horny
The Russian Ompaloompa is when the male dips his member into chocolate fondue and then proceeds to place their member inside of the mouth and throat of another until they can barely breathe while humming an eery tune.
I gave that gave that girl from the bar a golden ticket, took her home and gave her the full Russian Ompaloompa.