Angry Tea Towel

the process of shitting and jizzing on a tea towel before using it to wipe your dishes dry. a good way to quit your job or be beaten up.

"Hey George, I'm quitting my job today, better leave management a surprise, I'm leaving them an angry tea towel.

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Boston Tea Party

The act of having sexual intercourse with 3 or more men/women, at once or consecutively, of United Kingdom origin. Where in someone initiated a tea bag maneuver either successfully or unsuccessfully

"I totally pulled a Boston Tea Party after meeting these four British girls at the pub on my way home"

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long island iced tea

the best recipe ever....

2 shots each clear tequila, clear rum, gin, and vodka. Mixed with 1 shot of CocaCola and 1 shot of orange juice

Did you club her on teh back of the head or something???

No i just gave her a couple Long Island Iced Teas

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the cat who came to tea

Brilliant poem in which a cat comes to tea. Rhymes throughout and has a great plot. Admired in 11JC. Wrote by Jarred Wileman

'There once was a cat who came to tea, the cat who came appeared to me, to be wearin a jacket that was green pea'

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cold tile tea-bagging

the act of laying ones testicles on cold floor tiles, in an attempt to alleviate excessive heat

"Man, it was so hot out there I had to lay those babies on the floor!"
"Yeah, cold tile tea-bagging, it's the future"

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Swiss Iced Tea and Lemonade

A refreshing beverage containing the mixture of sweetened iced tea and lemonade made by a company named Swiss. Yummy.

"Could you please pick me up a gallon of Swiss Iced Tea and Lemonade from the grocery store?"

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Canvey Island Iced Tea

An alcoholic drink, made famous by the home town in which it was created - Canvey Island (Essex, UK).
Canvey Island is inhabitted by the peasant underclass, and is the arse hole of Essex. In turn, Essex is the arse hole of England.
Not to be confused with the Lond Island Iced Tea (Vodka, Tequilla, Bacardi, Gin and Cointreau topped off with lime juice and coke) the Canvey Island Iced tea features Meths, Turpentine, Rubbing Alcohol and/or alcohol based hand wash. All topped off with White Lightning (or similar budget priced cider).
Also, in place of the usual garnishes (wedge of lime, ice) the Canvey Island Iced Tea is enhanced by the addition of cigarette butts and the Mother In Law's stray pubes.

Scumbag Father: "Ere, Britney get us some White Spirit from B & Q I fancy a Canvey Island Iced Tea!"
Scumbag Mother: "OK Jason."

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