The act of sneaking upon an absent friend or colleague's chair and farting upon it before they return.
Dude! VJ's gone to the bvathroom. I'm going to biscuit his chair.
The nasty junk that rolls up between your fingers when rubbed together.
That gross guy picked his ear and got his finger biscuit in my ice cream! Ewww
An negative expression used to communicate extreme irritation or anger.
I’ve forgotten my keys? oh fuckety fuck biscuits, i can’t take this anymore.
a sandwich consisting of two digestive biscuits with peanut butter and nutella as the filling. slut move so thus a slut biscuit
person 1: oooh i’m feeling like i need a biscuit right now bro
person 2: you look like you need a slut biscuit bro
person 1: what’s that bro
person 2: think biscuit then nutella then peanut butter then another biscuit bro
person 1: bro
Because if you watch me make them, I have to kill you.
Dick: Hey, what are you doing in there?
Asshole: making murder biscuits
Dick: what?
Asshole: be right out!
Dome and a biscuit getting head while eating, best blowjob while eating a biscuit.
That female so good at dome and a biscuit.
a lesbian love interest, ideally girl friend/lover; the female lover of a mad-for-her male who is desirous of her; a pet name for a pet rock.
HEY get your bitchass fingers off her. she's my joy biscuit and don't you know it by now, slit?
hey baby doll. come to me be my joy biscuit, wrap your hand around my heart easy like;
that's not a paper weight on my desk - hey that's my joy biscuit. painted it blue in 4th grade.