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to biscuit

The act of sneaking upon an absent friend or colleague's chair and farting upon it before they return.

Dude! VJ's gone to the bvathroom. I'm going to biscuit his chair.

by Marlboro' Man November 16, 2007


Finger biscuit

The nasty junk that rolls up between your fingers when rubbed together.

That gross guy picked his ear and got his finger biscuit in my ice cream! Ewww

by Plac3b0 February 1, 2018


fuckety fuck biscuits

An negative expression used to communicate extreme irritation or anger.

I’ve forgotten my keys? oh fuckety fuck biscuits, i can’t take this anymore.

by snaxaphone July 30, 2023


slut biscuit

a sandwich consisting of two digestive biscuits with peanut butter and nutella as the filling. slut move so thus a slut biscuit

person 1: oooh i’m feeling like i need a biscuit right now bro
person 2: you look like you need a slut biscuit bro
person 1: what’s that bro
person 2: think biscuit then nutella then peanut butter then another biscuit bro
person 1: bro

by alpacaman February 8, 2022


murder biscuits

Because if you watch me make them, I have to kill you.

Dick: Hey, what are you doing in there?

Asshole: making murder biscuits
Dick: what?
Asshole: be right out!

by Ptolomy Fife November 15, 2018


Dome and a biscuit

Dome and a biscuit getting head while eating, best blowjob while eating a biscuit.

That female so good at dome and a biscuit.

by Domechick May 24, 2018


joy biscuit

a lesbian love interest, ideally girl friend/lover; the female lover of a mad-for-her male who is desirous of her; a pet name for a pet rock.

HEY get your bitchass fingers off her. she's my joy biscuit and don't you know it by now, slit?

hey baby doll. come to me be my joy biscuit, wrap your hand around my heart easy like;

that's not a paper weight on my desk - hey that's my joy biscuit. painted it blue in 4th grade.

by skeeta faithful March 17, 2011