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A two-handed jewish felatio. A shalom in the pants.
I just got a hebrew hand blow in the back of the temple!
Shalom! I got a hebrew hand blow!
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When you are performing a sexual activity with a girl and, right before you cum, you put your penis in her ear, therefore allowing you to blow her mind.
"Dude I was getting really hot and heavy with my girl and you'll never guess what she let me do!"
"What'd you do man?"
"Pulled out and blew her mind!"
"Awh damn man that's some crazy shit! Never been able to get to Blowing Someone's Mind before!!!!!"
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Having sex with a girl on her period then having her give you a blow job.
Yo, I just made that girl blow me a raspberry.
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to shit on the floor of a public bathroom
we gotta get out of here before the attendant checks the bathroom.
i couldnt sit on that dirty toilet, had to blow up the clown in there
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when a guy sucks on another guys penis that is a special bj
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A blow job is when a girl, or guy, but most likely a girl will put a mans penis into her mouth. This act of love is determined only by how well the girl can use her mouth to replicate a vagina.
A girl must start slow at the head of the penis, then slowly making her way to the base. You must take posession of the area and treat it with care. Make sure that your man never loses the climax of a blow job by often changing your patterns. About halfway through the first go, tongue out the hole in the head of your mans penis. This will not only drive him crazy, it will bring his climax higher. A girl must play with the mans nuts, but she must have fun with them as well. When the man finally loses his control and cums into her mouth, she can either spit the present or she can swallow. An easy way to swallow, as well as make the man go crazy is to ski pthe taste buds altogether by deep throating. She pushes the penis far into her mouth, but this takes practice to relax the gag reflex.
After the man loses his climax, he should be able to go a few more times. Remember ladies, you must swallow everything, as it is and always will be tradition. This definition was written by a girl and is a type of guide to other girls on how to give a blow job.
Summer gave David a blow job one night and the next day, David went to school and told his friends, "Damn, I got the best Blow Job ever last night! She made me cum like 5 times!"
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to distract from one's enthusiasm or optimism at it's climax.
Chris (enthusiastic): This guy is totally hot.
John: I hear he's a slut.
Chris (disapointed): Damn, and he gave me his number.
John: Sorry man, didn't mean to blow your spot.
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Kristy (enthusiastic): She totally digs me.
Dharia: We dated two months ago.
Kristy (disapointed): Why'd you have to blow up a spot?
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Mark (excited): Hey, look what I found, a million dollars.
Ted: Hey, look what I found, a trillion dollars.
Mark (discouraged - thinks to himself): That bastard Ted always blows up a spot.
Kristy (to Ted): Awww...poor Ted, Mark blew your spot didn't he? That's ok, we're still multi-millionaires.
Mark (to Kristy): You didn't find shit.
Kristy (thinks to herself): That bastard Ted always blows up a spot.
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