A person who is white and soft
Damn Leah you look like a raw biscuit today. Well you look like one all the time.
They’re a shimmy nut that is a great source for nutrition but is very good source of lube for anal toys. It’s generally source from undeveloped testicles.
Hey baby, I’m a use that butternut biscuit to make sure the toys don’t hurt you
A slur or derogatory term for a homosexual man. Can be shortened to “chili”
1) *gay men walk into a bank*
Bank Manager: look at these chili biscuits
Someone, typically a cishet male, who enjoys the idea of being with someone who is sexually liberated and true to themselves, until they get anywhere near it and crumble.
Well I was thinking about dating him but he turned out to be another bloody biscuit man.
The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.
Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.
Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”
Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”
Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”
Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”
(of my own invention) A deregatory term used to refer to a male (or females in some cases) that are acting like utter jackasses. This term is supposed to make the person reflect on their decisions. (closely related to douchenozzle)
wow bro, this dude is being such a douche biscuit.