Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right

Revenge is not the answer to all of your problems.

Whether or not the saying "Two wrongs don't make a right" is morally correct has been heavily disputed to this day.

For the most part, the saying has been demonized due to it being used as a quick comeback for when an asshole who just got what he deserved cannot think of anything better to say. Think of The Golden Rule: "Treat others the way you wish to be treated."

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Don't tell me that, I might have to

Don't tell me that I might have to

Matt : Yo dog, I am going to the mall tonight, you should come!

Craig : Don't tell me that, I might have to!

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If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu.

If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu. — A statement used in minority communities to reflect the reality that representation matters.

Vote for people who represent you and represent your interest because: If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu.

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I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.

This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:

“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.

It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.

Almost.

This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:

Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.

Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.

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Don't threaten me with a good time!

To make a threat or boycott in which the person or group you're leveraging this against finds appearing

Libtards: If you ban abortion we're going on a sex strike
Pro-lifers: Don't threaten me with a good time!

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MR Stark I don't feel so good

What one says when you know you fading away into dust due to the fact a purple douchebag gathered up all the infinity rocks brought to the galaxy by the big bang.

Mr Stark I don't feel so good , I don't feel so good.........
Brian: Yo this movie is so sad.
Raúl: Holy shit this movie is kinda better than Shrek 2.

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If you don't use it, You will loose it.

If you do not use a condom durring your sexual intercourse, you will "lock" due to the male circumcision wile having an orgasm and ejaculate all over the females uteris and get her pregnant threw SEVERE PAIN in the penis head.

FUCK, my father had me circumcised! I didn't know, I fuck some chick and "locked" inside her vagina and cummed,

I didn't use "IT" a condom, and now I lost "IT!" my freedom!!

now as a man I have to do things I have to do, even if I don't want to!!

I have to be a slave and take FINANCIAL care of some BABY cuz IM THE FATHER MAURY!!!!!

"If you don't use it, You will loose it."

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