i don't give a brass razoo

A saying when you don't care. Similar to "I don't give a shit" or "I don't give a fuck"

Girl 1: "I think she's jealous"
Girl 2: "Oh I don't give a brass razoo!"

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Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right

Revenge is not the answer to all of your problems.

Whether or not the saying "Two wrongs don't make a right" is morally correct has been heavily disputed to this day.

For the most part, the saying has been demonized due to it being used as a quick comeback for when an asshole who just got what he deserved cannot think of anything better to say. Think of The Golden Rule: "Treat others the way you wish to be treated."

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Don't tell me that, I might have to

Don't tell me that I might have to

Matt : Yo dog, I am going to the mall tonight, you should come!

Craig : Don't tell me that, I might have to!

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If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu.

If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu. — A statement used in minority communities to reflect the reality that representation matters.

Vote for people who represent you and represent your interest because: If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu.

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I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.

This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:

“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.

It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.

Almost.

This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:

Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.

Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.

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Don't threaten me with a good time!

To make a threat or boycott in which the person or group you're leveraging this against finds appearing

Libtards: If you ban abortion we're going on a sex strike
Pro-lifers: Don't threaten me with a good time!

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MR Stark I don't feel so good

What one says when you know you fading away into dust due to the fact a purple douchebag gathered up all the infinity rocks brought to the galaxy by the big bang.

Mr Stark I don't feel so good , I don't feel so good.........
Brian: Yo this movie is so sad.
Raúl: Holy shit this movie is kinda better than Shrek 2.

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