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Two men who like to dress up as horses, chew on hay, hug one another while their testicles touch and make horse sounds in each other's ears. Neo and Poopsock.
Please give us some privacy, we are practicing being Horse Friends.
noun. Alcoholic cocktail consisting of cheap, piss-tasting high-gravity malt liquor and lemonade; named after the 2009 YouTube sensation “The Amazing Horse.” Sister to the Brass Monkey, Horse Pop is also known as “Peckerwood Shandy” in the more rural communities of the Southeastern U.S.
“Man, it’s easy to get totally off my conkers drinking this 8%, only-$3 total-at-any-local-convenience-store Horse Pop.”
“That swampy tap water and Country Time powder mix sure polish the turd that is Olde English. Hand me another Horse Pop, would ya?”
When a horse can’t see so it fucks a cow.
“Oh man that’s a horse tumbler!”
A BBC (Big Black Cock) typically found in porn or at the club. Bigger than the average black dude and way bigger than most whites.
Aaron Rodgers brother, Mega Rodgers, had a two ton race horse bigger than Obama himself.
The act of a women having sexual intercourse with a horse.
Guy1:Hey dude I heard a women was having a Finnish horse show. Guy2 Noway!
The act of a wreath being placed, either deliberately, or accidentally around ones neck.
james Was hanging Christmas wreaths on a ladder on the front of the house, he dropped the wreath, and I got show horsed
South African slang for getting very drunk or high
Tonight we’re gonna get new born horsed.