So amazing you're unable to articulate its greatness. Impeccable. The very best. Typically used in the North of England; commonly, Leeds.
DEVVO: Ah mate, this bacon sarnie is proper good, like.
BEZZIN: Yeah, it's tip top mega, like.
The next step beyond turbo douche. Just like top fuel dragsters are the fastest cars around, a Top Fuel Douchester is the douchiest around. But in addition to being an incredible douchebag, a Top Fuel Douchester also has hipster traits, hence the "-ster" ending. Top Fuel Douchesters are often found near far-left political/environmental rallies, Whole Foods Markets, liberal arts colleges, and in Southern California. They can easily be identified from the other douchebags and losers in these locations by their hipster attire.
-The Top Fuel Douchester behind me on the train was loudly telling the person next to him about his political views.
-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.
A bottom who pretends they're a top. Reference to three kids in a trench coat pretending to be an adult.
"Nah, dude. She's a trench coat top. There's no way she's an actual top."
A discussion or debate which involves deciding which type of asian woman is hottest, most dateable or best in bed. Facts in these arguments are often gathered from internet porn or urban legend, if lacking in research you can simply make shit up.
Joe: DUDE, Japanese girls are open to do anything in bed. For fuck sake, they have blowjob competitions on TV.
Bill: Nah man, koreans are the best. They're great and bed and actually enjoy cleaning up after you...
You: I'm not having this "top ramen discussion"
the act of take a massive shit on top of a hill and watching it form a snowball effect down hill
dude did you just lay down a top hill dookie it just hit me in the cock
A slang term for a ballistic vest. It is referring to the WW II tank M4 Sherman.
That bar is the kind of place the cops don't come in unless they wear a Sherman tank top.
the removal of a person from your top 8.
"We used to be tight but I hate her now. I'm SO gonna de-top 8 her."
14👍 4👎