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When someone avoids hanging out with an overtly bitchy person.
“Hey there Maria, good job on that train dodge! That cunt Beth just wouldn’t leave”
Spain Train is a type of femboys who like to have trains ran on them the train of people waiting to have anal sex with them would be so long it would reach spain
Travis:"You know Cody"
Nathaniel: "yeah"
Travis: "yeah, he's a Spain Train"
When you go on a heavy bender then stop and start sweating, shaking, throwing up, hallucinating and seizing. Horrible nightmares are common if you somehow manage to fall asleep. Wich will be very hard .
It is a euphemism for Delirium tremens.
Person 1 : I've been on this 3 week bender and alcohol isn't hitting the same anymore. The buzz is gone. I think I'll take a t-break.
Person 2: you'll be riding the ghost train? You got some balls
During group sex; each woman performs oral sex on the next woman in a consecutive manner.
Would you like to be part of a munch train with me and my friends?
A line of 50 women standing behind 50 men with 12-inch strapons penetrating their anuses.
Man I'd love to have a dildo train with them!
The pharmaceutical drug Vyvanse. Mainly used in reference to taking the drug (riding the V-train) It is used to treat ADHD and overeating disorders. Also known as V’s, lisdexamfetamime (chemical name) or speed.
It is similar to Adderall except Vyvanse has a lysine group attached to the amphetamine so it is activated by the GI tract. This is to prevent college kids from snorting the powder.
Effects come on after 45-90 minutes and peak at about 2-3 hours. Effects include increased energy, euphoria, motivation and increased cognitive function.
Side effects include
-Music sounding awesome
-Talking constantly
-Doing all your homework in 30 minutes
-Masturbating like 5 fucking times a day
-Feeling really fucking sexy
-Anxiety
-Diarrhea
-Realizing it’s been like 30 minutes since you beat your dick
-Immediately becoming super funny
-Having to explain to your family that it’s different that meth because it’s from a doctor.
-Transcending
Eventually the V-train comes to a stop and redosing or taking a lot causes a rapid tolerance increase. It is best to use as prescribed and build a tolerance so you can concentrate without transcending (as fun as that may be).
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Me: Hey did you get the homework done for today? I seriously couldn’t get it all done if I tried.
Friend: Hell yeah man, I hopped on the V-train and did it all in like 45 minutes.
2. Prostitute: Okay, I know you paid me for the whole night but can we take like a 30 minute break? You have fucked me like 6 times already and I’m sore.
Me: Nah, I’m on the V-train. Here it comes into the tunnel CHOO CHOO BITCH!
When you fart in the back of a fan and the foul scent travels
“Jeff let a windy poo train go and now the whole room stinks”