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a form of torture where you are buried and only your weiner hangs out to attract predators to munch, eat, ravage, enjoy, engulf, gobble, destroy, demolish, slurp, smash, peel,or claw your genatalia.
--jim pissed me off so much after 5th period i put him in a south african snake trap in the soundbox at school.
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hanging out in a beautiful bed that is so cozy you will not want to get out. The bed being the trap, the out being never.
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A man or woman of loose morals, whom takes it from both ends simultaneously.
Last night Jon and I turned that bar slute into a Chineese finger trap.
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A painful occurance that takes place when one's penis gets caught in one's fly.
(Most common when going "commando" and/or when "pissing" standing up).
Two Pissing guys:
Guy 1: GAAAAHHH!
Guy 2: What happened, man?
Guy 1: Penis Fly Trap!
Guy 2: Haha, that blows for you!
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Guy 2: GAAAHH!
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When all the available missions in GTA are tough ones so you're basically stuck.
Guy1: Fuck! I'm playing Vice City on my PC, and I'm in a fucking Grand Trap Auto!
Guy2: Seems like you're stuck in Grand Trap Auto...!
Guy1: That's what I said, you deaf, fat, gay, retarded Venezuelan fruitcake!
Politically Correct Left Wing Liberal: Nehh! Your sentence should be said like this: "That's what I said, you hearing impaired, vertically-challenged, alternate-lifestyle-leading, mentally-challenged person with a Hispanic ethnic background person of different tastes."
Guy1: Fuck you, damn fascist!
Guy2: Yeah, I'm retarded, not "mentally challenged!"
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The act of defecating under one's pillow, in hopes they will put their hand underneath their pillow, and receive a stinky surprise.
"I cant wait til that fucker goes to sleep tonight and gets his hand stuck in the dirty pillow mouse trap I left him!"
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Chinese Finger Trap - in reference to a tight vagina. One that operates like a bear trap, and no visitors return from.
"So, how was Saturday night with Jessica?"
"Well...that gurl...I swear her vagina was like a CFT (Chinese Finger Trap)! Once I was in I could get my d out."
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