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Sleeping in your significant other's bed & having kinky, messed up sex
"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"
Michael was catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay in Minecraft Ep. 133.
It starts with a turkey...and ends with sex in a bed.
Mogar was catching the crazy turkey last night
Some fucked up kinda sex that Ryan from Achievement Hunter apparently has.
(It's probably more bestiality)
Ryan: You been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
When one with testicles places their testicles on someone else's neck.
When I woke up after drinking too much, he was turkey necking me!
when you butt chug Champagne on thanksgiving by shoving a champagne flute up your ass and then pull the glass out so your anus prolapses, causing a “turkey neck”
hey bro, do you wanna get some turkey necking in before family dinner?
An individual or group of individuals that carry excess body mass in/attached to either their abdominal cortex, gluteus maximus or thigh areas. This can also occur in a combination of these areas or all at once.
The excess body mass in these cases can be mistaken for holding or 'smuggling' turkeys within their undergarments.
Jeff, Sara, Tristan and Betty went to the store and couldn't believe the amount of people smuggling turkeys.
"Look at those turkey smugglers...that man is certainly smuggling at least 2 turkeys and his lady at least 3"