cheese cracker

A racial insult used by mainly asian against other asians.

Equivalent to "cracker" used against white people.

Unfortunately, asians LIKE being called cheeze crackers.

(also see cheezit)

White guy: Hey, what's up cracker?

Asian guy: It's CHEESE cracker you ignorant bitch! pfft, I ain't even white.

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cheese toastie

When a male is in the act of making love too a large obese women, at the moment of climax, ejactulate into a fold of stomach fat/roll. Then close the flab immediately.

In the morning wake up and open the fold to find what looks like a cheese toastie.

Lastnight dude. i banged a whale and gave her a cheese toastie

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Cheese Grater

Someone whose voice is so irritating and grating and dissonant that hearing is like rubbing a cheese grater up and down your face.

She's such a cheese grater.

Cheese Grater: twelve o'clock.

I hear her voice and think 'Shh shh. Your voice. My ears. Bad combination!' (Thanks Sleep Talkin' Man) Her new nickname is Cheese Grater.

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beaver cheese

Curdled duck butter.

When I went down on my bitch, i noticed the build-up of beaver cheese all up in her shit! Damn woman, clean up your butter!

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cheese dip

Cheese dip is a horny ass bitch that creams endlessly even when dry humping. The juices are so thick that you can dip a tostito in that shit and have a meal.

That girl is a cheese dip.

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Guch Cheese

The nasty, pasty, chunky stuff you find in your guch after sweating up a storm.

Example: I just tea-bagged that guy on halo, and I said "want some crackers with that guch cheese?"

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Cheese Muffins

Tasty delight full treat invloving a muffin, filled with cheese (most common, blue or goat cheese)

mmm that was a tasty cheese muffin

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