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24th November. Annual event to honour the one of the greatest local heroes of the decade.
Celebrations include:
- Fireworks
- Mass Gatherings
- Social Media Appreciation
Hey !! , What are you doing for Nathan Lear appreciation day ? !!!
Not much just a casual family get together
Its important to honour heroes
October 21st is National Shut Up Carchi Day.
“Hey guys what’s up”
“Shut up Carchi”
“What day is today?”
“It’s National Shut Up Carchi Day”
Can be anything you want it to be. Such as......
Someone standing in dog shit and angrily looking down at his shit stained kicks "happy days lad😒"
Or a lad who has just bummed a stripper and is now spilling the beans to the lads down the boozer......
"happy days lad 😁"
Was bucking this slut up the shiter and when I pulled my bobbies nut out if her back eye I only had a bit of sweetcorn stuck in me japs eye......happy days lad (angry context)
On every day of the week you need to give Trace a chocolate milk Trumoo and it must be chocolate milk nothing else
Ex:
Boy 1: did you give Trace your Trumoo today ?
Boy 2: no why
Boy 1: you’re in deep shit you have to give him your Trumoo every day
You have to listen to your younger brother for the hole year and do everything they say to do.
Brother:its a day jump down the stairs now 25 times.
Sister:UMMM.....my life be like oh ahh yeah ohh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Listen to your younger bro every day
BROTHER:JUMP DOWN THE STAIRS.
SISTER: MY LIFE BE LIKE OH AH YEAH OH AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!
Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"
Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
a holiday celebrated every wednesday
omg tomorrow’s half daf day YURTHHH KEDDHHH