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On august 30th you have the freedom to grab all the ass you want
“bro it’s National grab ass day, grab that shit rn”
A period of time when it's celebrated to grab an ass. It usually lasts from the New Year until the end of spring. So go for it! From Jan. 1st-May 31st, grab that ass!!
dude 1- I bet Jenny is gonna be the first to get her ass grabbed when we come back from winter break.
dude 2- why?
dude 1- shes literally the thickest girl in our grade, so when the National Grab Ass Day season begins, her cake is our cake.
On October 6th you are permitted to grab any friends ass
Me:guess what it’s National grab ass day
You:gets ass grabbed
Stfu it’s not a real day stop harassing people .-. If you guys actually celebrate this day, fuck off 🖕🏻
Guy:It’s National Grab Ass Day, wanna go?
Guy 2: Ew no you sick fuck, stop harassing women.
You fucking sicko. This isn't even a real thing. I hope you bleach your eyes and never search this up again.
No. National Grab Ass Day is just no.
THE DUMBEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER HEARD JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY “ItS nAtIOnAl gRaB aSs DaY” DOESNT MAKE IT OK TO GROPE WOMEN OR ANYONE
person1: “Why did you grab my ass!?”
person2: “It’s national grab ass day!”
everyone except person2: “kys person2”
National Grab ass day is on January 13. It comes once every year so don’t miss out.