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when something is so easy you can (theoretically) stroke-off while completing the task.
Wife: how was your first day?
Me: the first day was peace of cake, it was stroke-dick easy!
a hard dick on yatch is an imaginary rape fest in your own mind. then you come back to relaity and if the girl is alone shes gonna get pumped lizad dickstyle!
i got a hard dick on yatch eneded up fucking her.
When a guys dick is so small it's barely exists.
What's up with J? Sue hooked up with him and said he has a Pluto dick.
A dick that was once classified as a standard dick to one so small it is no longer classified as a dick. A dick too small to be seen with the naked eye.
She was expecting someone with a little more than a Pluto Dick. It's so small it cannot be seen by the naked eye.
Coke Bottle Dick is when a guys dick is the same width, Length and shape of a 20oz coca cola bottle.
I cant wait to see my boyfriend later, Hes gonna give me that coke bottle dick tonight!
When a male is trying to perform intercourse with a female and his penis cannot become erect. Instead of informing the female he cannot perform, he instead penetrates the female with multiple fingers and acts as if he is using his penis.
"Yeah dude, I drank too many red bull and vodkas last night so my dick was soft as dough. I just Dick Dupee'd Kim so I didn't look like an asshole. She was drunk too so she had no clue"