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Man we totally shouldn't have fucked that girl. I've had a dick cold for weeks
When someone hates on your success in front of you
Joe found out I got a raise and started stepping on my dick
If I don't stop stepping on my dick, I'm going to get fired.
The phenomenon that occurs when looking at once own penis from differing angles. For example from their own perspective versus in a mirror.
The penis will seem to be a completely different size.
Josh tried to explain Quantum Dick Mechanics to me the other day. Apparently it's all about perspective.
When you double dog dare someone to be an asshole and they do it
James: Hey Kent I double dog dare you to go slap Oscar (joking)
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK
The female version of: Brother from another mother.
"We are chicks from different dicks".
Slang for a big dick that has been inside of many dead mothers
Bro Jerry’s got an Aspen’s dick