Is your ride or die boyfriend. There to support you mentally, physically, spiritually and financially. Equivalent to Down Chick
Friend: hey girl, wanna catch that new movie with strawberry smoothies later?
Yourself: oh my gosh, that sounds so great! Can I get a rain check, I'm actually hanging out with my down dick today
Canadian version of “stick in the mud”.
Sam: Terry is being a real Dick in a waffle.
Hayley: You betcha!
Used to describe a woman with a body count of 10+.
"Dont play with her, shes a dick doubler."
When you ram your cock up a woman's nostril until she uncontrollably sneezes on it
"omg man i just received a SPOTTED DICK from my girlfriend, my dick feels like a slug now"
When you're both going down on each other and she climaxes first, resulting in her tensing every muscle in her body while she enjoys the orgasm. Unfortunately, This means you poor member is accident strangled within an inch is his life until she calms down.
Bro, Im so sore, I cant go to the gym today.
Why not man?
My girl had an episode of Chronic Strangle Dick (CSD) last night .
Oh. That's tough man.
When you giving him a little sucky sucky and you sneeze getting snot all over his dick.
Bro1: Yo fam I was getting a little sucky from Avs and I went to far and she gave me a snotty dick.
Bro2: Ew that's fucking gross as hell man.
He has the biggest dick in the world, two feet long and has boned probably every celebrity because his dick is fucking massive.
Sommer ray: Is that Bessy big dick?
Girl 2: give him your consent.
Bessy: let me put it in