a steak served raw with doody paste
Mom: what would you like for dinner?
Me: Cook me a dirty russet
A dirty Ike is to nut in a bitches asshole and then stuff it with a butt plug, then leave it for for a day (or two) before draining her and forcing her to drink the day old nut
P1 bro last night I started a dirty Ike on my bitch little does she know I’m gonna make her drink it tonight
P2 dude I did that last week to my mom!
When you firmly place your butthole against an extremely fat woman's vagina hole and slip on a baseball glove, then she performs a kegal and launches the shit out and you catch it like a professional baseball player.
Bro, Elizabeth let me give her a dirty ike last night and she struck out.
When a dude has sex with a vibrator in his penis
She made me do a dirty colbee bro, I haven’t been the same
When the girl tells you not to cum in her face so you come in a rag and throw it in her face.
Don't cum on my face!
Okay hold on, let me cum in this rag.
Take this dirty turbane gurl!
Shoving a candy bar up your ass and shitting it in a person's mouth.
My buddy Bill was hungry so I gave him a dirty wonka.