When the shit is so powerful, you have to take off your pants, shoes and socks and pray to the lord for mercy. These shits typically cause massive pain in the abdominal region, followed by gassy farts.
I just had an Ass ripping shit in the morning.
When a well-endowed person slaps another person's ass so much that it severely bruises. *Not to be confused with a Kentucky Slide Dick-in.*
"I'd love to show Lyle Lovett a thing or two about Kentucky Blue Ass."
When a well-endowed person slaps that penis on another person's ass so much that it severely bruises.
I'd love to show Lyle Lovett a thing or two about Kentucky Blue Ass.
Has large buttocks and or bottom
Darren saw Indi the other day and exclaimed, “ That ass is past due” in hopes to get her attention.
someone that is very unattractive
Logan: yo man what do you think of jessica
Mateo: shes a ugly ass bitch
A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.
Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!
When a ass kicking occurs, however only to the level of small bruises and scrapes.
I was out with my bitchy girlfriend when she delivered a "minor ass kicking" when she found out I was cheating because my friends snitched, but I'm still fine!
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