A terrible insult my friend made up that he thinks was a stroke of comedic genius.
*Gets shot in a game*
Tyler: You fucking dick nick
Jack: What????
Similar to "Whiskey Dick", failure to launch, can't get it up, cannot activate boner. North Korea dick is the inability to get an erection at the worst time, missile launch unsuccessful.
I was tryin to fuck last night but I got North Korea dick.
When doing anal in the position reverse cowgirl, your significant other shits on your dick. Therefore giving you the Western Poopy Dick.
God Kara gave me a Western Poopy Dick last night. Made a huge mess
When a male is trying to perform intercourse with a female and his penis cannot become erect. Instead of informing the female he cannot perform, he instead penetrates the female with multiple fingers and acts as if he is using his penis.
"Yeah dude, I drank too many red bull and vodkas last night so my dick was soft as dough. I just Dick Dupee'd Kim so I didn't look like an asshole. She was drunk too so she had no clue"
Someone slacking falling behindActing like a whiny baby
Get your butt moving stop being a Susie dick breaker
The phenomenon of when reading sex definitions on urban dictionary leads to the inevitable craving of sex
I was sitting in class reading sex terms on urban dictionary and realized how badly I was suffering from dick transference.