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the 27th of September is national sophomore skip day
bob: hey u going to school tomorrow
joe: nah bro it’s sophomore skip day
bob: oh word!!!!
A day in which guys wear no shirt all day. Celebrated on October 15th.
When’s guys wear no shirt day.
It’s on October 15th, maybe you should start working out.
Make your gf send you a boobie pic on December 30th
You have to send me a boobie pic bc its December 30th National boobie pic day
Hey Joe guess what day it is. What day? National slap the next person you see day *slaps*
"Buy A Gun day" April 15th...tax day. Conceived by gun bloggers in an effort to encourage gun ownership and to demonstrate the strength of the US gun owners by suggesting that everyone buy a gun (ostensibly with their tax return) on April 15th every year.
I bought a .45 for my BAG day gun this year.
January 24th is international lick dick day, so better get yo mouth on that garden hose
bitch succ my dick because its lick dick day
This wonderful holiday falls in July 1st. This a day to be celebrated by getting ur pussy eaten wonderfully and or eat some pussy wonderfully throughout this day.
Her: Hey bae u know today's National Eat Pussy Day?
Her: Hell yeah. Didn't u hear my call in this morning.