Random
Source Code
Random
When the woman’s hair gets wrapped around a mans penis/balls
Someone’s hair is wrapped around my dick, I’ll use it as a dick puppet
A woman who can't survive without a man in her life. She always needs a mans attention and presence in order to be a functioning human being
Dude, Karen is such a dick puppet.
Welcome to the era of...
WOMEN ACTING LIKE MEN
Disposable Dick is bascially a penis that you smash and dash, use and abuse, hit and run. Dick that is not good enough for a relationship. But good enough to fuck .
Annie: You're new guy John is so cute you're so lucky
Bella: oh you can have him, he's disposable Dick
Annie: oh daddy yessssssssss
When you take an offending minor; tie a rope around the tip of the penis, and then hang said person by their penis from the tallest tree in town
Well Bobby didn't didn't do his homework, so I gave him a regular ole- Kansas Dick-Lynching.
After participating in numerous penetrative sexual acts in a short space of time, a man can develop shaggers dick. This leaves him with a sensitive feeling around the bellend, as well as possibly some soreness and redness. It is easily cured by not shagging for a few days.
‘’Last weekend was great fun, however I ended up with some real shaggers dick after too many sessions.’’
Kick any boys dick for a whole week
I want to kick your dick so badly because it’s kick dick week
A 50 year old man in a white van slowly driving threw everyone’s neighborhood who is looking for the biggest and juiciest dicks out there to snatch right out of you pants.
Hey, did you hear bill got attacked by big dick bandito?