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a sex bucket list - you go throught the the alphabet, and the letter you're up to is the first letter of a place ya gotta have sex at.
dude i'm up to d with jessica on our fuck it list , so far we've done it in an aquarium, boat, church and a dressing room. i'm most exited about s if you ask me.
When you are screwed to such a level that there is nothing else in the world you can do but ride out what ever the situation is
Ricky knew when he punched the cop that he would be four shades of fucked but he knew it would be worth it
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In any given situation, where it is totally legit to say «fuck it», a counterpart can state; «fair fucks..»
Me - «Fuck it, I’ll start on my paper tomorrow...»
My friend - «fair fucks...»
When you’d love to do something, but you’re terrified of doing it.
John: Hey man, wanna go skydiving?
Jim: Sorry man, I’m too fear-fucked.
The state of being aggressively ignorant. One who knows exactly jack shit about what they’re doing yet they force us all into their complete fuckary. They are so stupid they make you say ridiculous shit that you know doesn’t make sense but you could not give a fuck less.
My family is having an intervention for me because they think I jerk off too much but they called the cops on my girlfriend. Now she’s in prison and I would be out getting laid but my entire family has been screwing me over while they plan this intervention. They don’t know fuck about dick.
Michael is a felching fuck
Michael: nom nom nom
Sinead: oh yeah Michael eat that cum out of me and keep going you felching fuck
a phrase to show complete indiffernence to a situation and continue balling nonetheless
a: ay yo don't do that
b: fuck it we ball ~does it anyway~