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When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel
The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.
The biggest thing u could imagine
Leandros Dick is stuck in a blender
When some one has tiny hands but monster penis.my hand stack up to equal length of his flaccid penis it took 3 of my hands stacked on top each other to equal his length
Damn he has has big dick baby hands his dick was so huge it made my hands look baby sized
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When a man has reached nirvana in the art of fucking, and fucks a woman into enlightenment
Shauna " My man gave me a right celestial dicking last night."
Sarah " Shieet thats some good stuff my man"
When the woman’s hair gets wrapped around a mans penis/balls
Someone’s hair is wrapped around my dick, I’ll use it as a dick puppet
A woman who can't survive without a man in her life. She always needs a mans attention and presence in order to be a functioning human being
Dude, Karen is such a dick puppet.