Random
Source Code
Random
a day dedicated to cereal which has been honoured by debby the speech therapist, held on the 11/06
debby never forgets, and neither do we
happy debby cereal day!
jake: “hey what’s tomorrow?”
sarah: “it’s mothers day aka a day to celebrate the milfs”
If you have a friend name Emily you have to post her on April 7th every year. post her to get good luck.
Dang you didn’t post Emily on National post emily day? I hope your charge only works in a certain angle, and your dog is ugly. eye roll*
On December 3rd you let Wheel Decide pick your day like when to wake up, what to eat and how to dress. I would have some links to wheels I made but Urban Dictionary doesn't allow it.
Guy 1: I had to wake up at 5:30am, dress as a cowboy and ate only an omelette and a muffin for breakfast
Guy 2: Why!?!?!
Guy 1: It's December 3rd, Wheel decide day
Performing anal sex on your typically apprehensive partner in the back of a Ford Bronco while enjoying a bowl of pho.
Good thing my girlfriend wasnt the one eating that spicy pho during my Fathers Day Special, or my dick would be on fire!
On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.
Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats
After 18 days of homoerotic exercise, a bear does 18 push-ups while a twink either does/doesn't join in. This is commonly filmed and sent within a community of people. The twink usually masturbates to the activity, while the bear sweats profusely and his bones crack in pain. (Some versions of the activity include the bear having an erection that has to touch the floor in each push-up.)
Upon completing the 18th push-up, the bear will moan "urgh, DAY 18" and the twink tries to ejaculate at the same time.
Person 1: "Ah bruv, me and my Bear are gonna do day 18 today"
Person 2: "Ah my guy bruv, have fun g"