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WOMEN ACTING LIKE MEN
Disposable Dick is bascially a penis that you smash and dash, use and abuse, hit and run. Dick that is not good enough for a relationship. But good enough to fuck .
Annie: You're new guy John is so cute you're so lucky
Bella: oh you can have him, he's disposable Dick
Annie: oh daddy yessssssssss
When you take an offending minor; tie a rope around the tip of the penis, and then hang said person by their penis from the tallest tree in town
Well Bobby didn't didn't do his homework, so I gave him a regular ole- Kansas Dick-Lynching.
After participating in numerous penetrative sexual acts in a short space of time, a man can develop shaggers dick. This leaves him with a sensitive feeling around the bellend, as well as possibly some soreness and redness. It is easily cured by not shagging for a few days.
‘’Last weekend was great fun, however I ended up with some real shaggers dick after too many sessions.’’
A motion in which 2 males lightly dap up eachothers genitalia in order mentally and physically be intimately, and egregiously connected. The dap up of all dap ups of bros.
Dude One: *high* “dude let’s dick-dap imagine our telekinesis tomorrow at school”
Dude two: “shiiiiiii”
The base of a penis; the area where the penis is attached to the lower pelvic region. This term originated in NSFW message boards.
Sometimes a thirst trap only shows his dick root through his boxers.
A 50 year old man in a white van slowly driving threw everyone’s neighborhood who is looking for the biggest and juiciest dicks out there to snatch right out of you pants.
Hey, did you hear bill got attacked by big dick bandito?
tuck your penis between your legs
Can I see your dick puss you stinky fuck