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When taking legal depostions, you must end the deposition on one piece of damning evidence that shows the deponents obvious history of lying and betrayal. This evidence will leave the deponent and the opposing counsel dumbfounded and grasping for a defense.
When sitting in the deposition, I could not wait until my attorney pulled the Dirty Burk and ended on the email that showed the other party was a total liar and needed to be kicked in the face.
a.k.a. Cidalia Porca. A Saucepan normally never washed, used to marinade Bifanas, Portuguese marinated pork cutlets, the most classic street food from Portugal. Today immortalised in many street art walls in Porto.
- Zé Dirty Cidalia is empty, hungry like everyone else in this room, bring more pork, please!
- Right on!
A dirty kelvon is the when you and your significant other are having intercourse and you urinate into your partner, then giving oral sex to your partner.
Aye yo straight up I’m bout to dirty kelvon the bitch when she slide through tonight
Fucking a girl in the backseat of your car from the front seat of your car
Duder pulled a dirty cabbie on that milf he picked up at the bar last night!
So my girl wanted the reverse cabbie: she wanted to sit up front while I got her from the rear.
Giving her the dirty cabbie is much easier when the limo's divider is down more than an inch.
When someone who likes their anal cavity slowly torn out.
James likes to perform the dirty debra on people.
When you take a dump on a girl's chest, and titfuck her, using the poop as lubricant
Nolan: What did you guys do last night?
Damian: Dude she totally let dirty tit fuck her! It was awesome!
*Highfive
When a man ejaculates on a woman's stomach and the sperm gets into her belly button. This belly button is now a dirty hot tub.
"Bro, you know the girl I've been talking to? yeah, when I pulled out, I came on her stomach and gave her a dirty hot tub".