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Dick Wad

when someone cuts off pieces of multiple dicks and ties a rubber band on a “wad” of dick pieces

“Hey dude, I found a dick wad laying in my mom’s bedside drawer. They were still twitching and it freaked me the fuck out”

by emo mf April 10, 2022


Dick wad

A co-worker who sends you urban dictionary meanings on her/his day off

Do you know Catherine? She’s a dick wad

by PlEaSw April 21, 2022

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dick wad

A slow person who can’t understand shit.

Shut up dick wad

by LILNINIINIGA February 23, 2024


dick mashing the food

a north country way of saying don't expect this meal to be that great before we taste it!

shit,we just got to this restaurant. this is plattsburgh ya know! There's not even a red lobster here anymore. so, don't go dick mashing the food in this place just yet!

by plowpimp January 14, 2015


Glenn’s Dick

(Adj.) nonexistent, does not exist

Remember women’s rights in the 1700s, they were Glenn’s Dick.”

“Has anyone ever seen Glenn’s Dick? Me neither!”

by Jackiechanskryptonite December 13, 2018


phsycological dick

Similar to whisky dick, psychological dick is when a man is unable to get erect due to them having something specific on their mind.

"Man I was planning on jerking off then going taking a nap after but shit went down and I had some mad phsycological dick"

by Poonslayur December 20, 2017


it’s giving dick

This is for the gays and they’s when anyone is being a boss babe. When you are slaying. When you feel strong and powerful. When you are giving massive cock energy - in a good way. This is for anyone giving masc ASF vibes while carrying a good soul. It’s a way of life. It can be flirty, it can be complimentary, and it can be seriously swag.

*approaching someone wearing SUPREME boxers*

"Hey bae, you look sick as fuck. It’s giving dick."
*person in SUPREME boxers responds with a blush*

by slayingcunt224 September 13, 2022