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While laying down face up, two men stand facing each other on either side of the head (ball hairs maybe tickling the ears) and slap their half-chubs on the closed eye lids (sometimes repeatedly, and in quick succession) of the supine individual .
On the next season of The Goop Lab: Gwyneth and the team head to go to Portland, where Anti-vaccine spirit healer, Sue, will show them the secret to eternal life and safety during the oncoming climate change driven resource wars through her pioneering work in her patented Eye-Dicking Therapy ™ Programs.
God like dick, a type so godly and divintized even goddesses them selves can’t fully handle its power. Only true bearers of the dark side can consume and/or withsatand this type of power. Power sent down from the deity Charles himself. Beware of this power!
Suzan: Girl I just had some revamp dick!
Rebecca: wtf! How are you alive? I want some.
Means, that the guy is slim with a big dong, as in he's hardly fat!
You're slim aren't you?
Yeah, I'm all dick and bones.
Originating from Sweden, Flyswamp Dick indicates when a person places a cable tie around the base of their own or someone else's ballsack and tightens it to the point where the ballsack comes together to form the shape of a majestic death cap.
Commonly believed to only being used by sti carriers in order to scare off and deter possible sexual partners whilst having the infection. However this couldn't be further from the truth. The real reason this technique is being used is because it looks really f***ing cool.
"Woah dude this is a crazy party, just look at the f***ing flyswamp dick on that guy. I wish I had one of those."
-"Dude i get you. Should we stop by at Home Depot on the way home?"
Something that white women love a lot
Hey Amy what do you love most in the whole world
Amy: black dick 😊
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