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Guy 1: Man what do you think of nba 2k19?
Guy 2: I think it's complete ass juice
A dogshit game we keep buying like dumbasses
I just missed a green 2k is ass
A person who is bitter and rude all the time.
What's your problem do you have apples in your ass
Some shit u write when ur bored. Issa quarantine thing,,, iykyk
I’m kinda a hippocrate but eh whatever
Ex.:
I backed up against the wall submissively like a shamed child, like a flimsy folder of paper. Shuichi suddenly grasped my neck and whispered in my ear, “like that, Kokichi? Well, your body’s in for a real treat tonight. Come with me, sweetheart.” He took my hand in his, and off we went- wherever he was taking me.
Me: I wrote a nasty ass fan fiction if u wanna read it :D
dude I be talkin to: tf no bitch
On November 10 you have to slap girl's ass. If she doesn't want to, slap it twice.
Boy *slaps girl's ass*
Girl: Why didi you do that?!
The boy: it's November 10, slap ass day
December 6, the day that anyone can slap anyone’s ass without permission.
“my homie, i’m finna slap yo ass, it’s slap ass day!”
On October 1️⃣4️⃣ of every year is slap ass day
“Oh, hey did you know that Monday is slap ass day