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When you shit in a condom, freeze it… then use it as a dildo in as many woman as you can before it melts.
Also known as the Mahogany Canoe.
I Dirty Zethed 13 woman last night. New PB
Dirty Smack is the term for a Dom and a person that loves brats. They are also a brat tamer. Brats should listen to Smack and do what they are told.
Random guy: I want to be a Dirty Smack so I can make sure my brat drinks her water.
A woman that won’t shut the fuck up about Made in America or Justin Bieber. Also loves to shit in mens mouths while singing the song “Baby” by justin bieber .
When you repeatedly stretch your scrotum until you can tie it in a knot.
I Dirty Kinaned so long last night I was able to make a square knot.
When you take a shit and think its ripping your insides out just to find out it was the size of a baked bean.
"I nearly collapsed with how much heaving I was doing. Turns out it was a Dirty Lomasi."
When you are taking a shit and it feels like its ripping your insides out. It ends up being the size of a baked bean.
"I nearly collapsed with all the heaving I was doing. Turns out it was just a dirty Lomasi"
Having sex with an African (male) and shitting all over there face and screaming “camouflage”, until the man goes blind and you then bite his toes off until your sick on his mothers nipples
The man was murdered last night, and his poor mother got a dirty venomiunjo