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When you finish your shit and don't wipe, fill up the bathtub, put clown fish in there, and after that you stick only your ass in the bathtub so that they clean the shit for you.
Jamal: Yo Tyrone I just took the fattest shit and did a dirty Nemo that shit felt bussin on God on God
Tyrone: SHEEEEEEEESH
Grabbing a partner and a breadstick, you stick the breadstick 2cm into both of your anus' and play tug of war, loser then has to consume the breadstick and wash it down with a glass of semen.
I was thinking about doing a Dirty Tormad, did you bring the breadsticks?
Dirty Makalli is when a girl fucks her crush only for the guy to realize that she is so loose that he ghosted her on social media for being a whore
Dude she was such a Dirty Makalli can’t believe I fucked her !
When a blond girl is too drunk and horny to take a shot so she uses a penis dipped in tequila as a baby bottle pop as the slut she is.
Her boyfriend were out of town so she could to a Dirty Sanna all night
The dirty hydro skimmer is when your girl is in the tub and is taking a bath. After she not only cums but defecates in the water she pulls her bottom half out so her vag is half way out. The guy gets in the tub and licks the girls vag and inserts his tung into her vag as it is under the water and gets no only her cum but also piss and shit in his mouth. He will do this tell she cums and there share a cup of her dirty bathwater.
My girl was so drunk last night she asked me for a dirty hydro skimmer.
The coolest thing ever, you will always want to be a dirty matti
"I'm so jealous, my friend is a dirty matti"
n. slut.
Origin: Cold Stone Creamery Sample Spoon Disposal Bin Label.
That dirty little sample spoon hooked up with my spouse. annnnnd scene.