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peanut poo

the sort of "motion" that feels rough as it comes out as if it were impregnated with crushed peanuts

that peanut poo just sandpapered my arsehole

by manyray August 9, 2005

5πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Poo Raccoon

When a man takes a shit and wipes his ass towards his balls. Once he has the poo on his balls he sits on his girls head and puts his balls on her eyes. Hence the poo raccoon!!

Basically a tea bag to the eyes with shit. Thus giving you the Poo Raccoon!

by det1034 August 4, 2009

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Poo Skin

A badly rolled Spliff, usually doesn't toke and drips tar.

Nice Poo Skin you've rolled here Jon.

Make sure you don't roll a poo skin.

by KingofSkin July 15, 2008

5πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Captain Poo

A person who has surpassed the rank of poo private, and poo sergeant, AND poo colonel. This person chooses who poops where and when...and how

Sean is getting a call from Captain Poo

by PokΓ©Sean July 19, 2008

5πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


hill poo

The process of having a poo, on a hill. When you feel down or alone, often the best remedy is to drop your longjohns, hurry to the hills, and poo.

I cant believe how much work i've got to do today, I know what will sort my head out, I'll go for a poo in the hills. Thank god for hill poos.

by heebijeebies February 6, 2011

6πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


poo professor

Homosexual, master of the ass, poofter etc.

Martin Pacal and fathr, Chris Bowers, mitch cox

by Brett Barker July 24, 2003

6πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


poo nest

a comfortable warm, hygienic and dry seating area for anal deposits. placing sheets of toilet paper tactically around the rim of the toilet seat.

a cold public toilet with a wet seat, what to do?
tear sheets from the toilet roll, place strategically, sit back and relax. maybe read the news? Or perhaps listen to 5 live - fuck it, just hook up a portable TV and poo in luxury... this poo nest is lush

by Wayne Cornish November 4, 2007

7πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž