I K R

It's short for I Know, Right?

Chick_1: Dude, this sucks...
Dude_1: I K R

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Nic-k-less

For when someone named Nicholas with a h hates having his name written down with the spelling of "Nickolas".

6ix9ine: Hey Nickolas.
Nich: Well since you insist on calling me incorrectly you can call me Nic-k-less.
6ix9ine: How did you know I thought of it with a k.
Nich: Yes.

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put a d--k in it!

(phrase) The overall feeling of contempt one gets from having to be around bothersome, slutty women on a regular basis which leads to the overwhelming desire to say "put a d--k in it!". It is very similar to the phrase 'put a sock in it' but is more suggestive given the nature & tendencies of set women.

Sam: "Did you hear Dennis broke up with Cindy?"

Chris: "No way? What happened?"

Sam: "Well, he told me that he got so sick of her blabbing on and on about the most pointless crap whenever they were together. So he stopped her mid-sentence, looked at her dead in the eyes and said, "Oh put a d--k in it! Dammit!"

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Mr. Dan K.

A pseudonym for dank weed that one can use around parents, non-smoking friends and family, and anyone else who isn't blessed enough to know how good a bowl of dank weed really is.

CJ (whose non-smoking Mom is standing right next to him): Have you seen Mr. Dan K. lately?

Chief: As a matter of fact I have. He came over to my house last night and hung out with me until about 10 p.m., when I fell asleep on the couch.

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Double j/k

The double j/k is a sometimes annoying practice of saying jk/j/k multiple times in a row. It is thus an example of epiphora, for you linguistic nerds out there. Ordinarily used when messing with someone. Occasionally double j/k's are used to make someone THINK you were joking.

Prima: I banged your sister.
Secunda: WHAT!?
Prima: also I crashed your car.

Secunda: ARE YOU FUCKING--
Prima: double j/k! *cough*

Prima: I hate you.
Secunda: D:
Prima: j/k!
Secunda: ..you ass.
Prima: YOU'RE an ass, God, you're such a fuckhead sometimes! I can't believe you!
Secunda: wha--but--I--
Prima: J/K! Hahahaha!
Secunda: -_-;

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S K C

SELLIN KIDS COKE: the killa est graf crew to grace you moms veeger sonny... to sell kids coke ...to steal krylon cans... to suicide kill comandos... all those are proper ill terms for that shit son S K C what

SKC: he was a true ass skc when he sold that kid coke... s k c what.

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Collins with a K

The most ultimate teacher on the planet. Requires a distinction between other Collinses in the area, hence the K.

"Dang, Collins with a K is wearing the cutest shoes today."

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