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When someone in your social media circle does a fact check and Snopes you on a post that is not factual.
That article I posted about "Jackalopes" was quickly Wall Checked by my friend from Colorado.
A woman between the age of 30-35 thats hit her beauty peak and is starting to decline in attractiveness. Remember the saying "Men age like wine, Women age like cheese", well its real. They tend to get fat, their boobs sag, especially after having children, and their vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich that went ten rounds with Mike Tyson.
Post wall woman: I'm so sexy
Men: Nah you've already hit the wall, you're beauty is long gone
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When your dick is so big it hits the girls wall. 4 inches left of hammer a you can’t push anymore in. I hope I’m not the only one blessed with a curse of a disgustingly huge dick
LAURa :Ugh please stop !!! I feel your FAT DICK HITTING THE WALL, you’re gonna ruin my insides !!!
Sean: well Its not even close to being in all the way you must have a shallow bucket.
The act of fornication with both partners standing facing a wall. The partner directly facing the wall will then raise his/her legs and begin the tedious task of of climbing said wall while maintaining fornication and balance. Caution; the climbee must be very limber.
I gave your sister a Boston Wall Crawl until her feet were touching the ceiling! Good look getting those footprints down.
Something you say when something dramatic/shocking happens. Good or bad. ~Bribri
As Billi rushes to Ross, he drops his engagement ring in the lake. “Are you f’ing serious- my balls are to the walls!!”
Harry’s Balls were to the Walls in amazement that he found his dead grandmothers chowder recipe.
Balls to the Walls
Something you say when something dramatic/shocking happens. Good or bad. ~Bribri
As Billi rushes to Ross, he drops his engagement ring in the lake. “Are you f’ing serious- my balls are to the walls!!”
Harry’s Balls were to the Walls in amazement that he found his dead grandmothers chowder recipe.
Balls to the Walls
According to my mom it’s when someone (especially a male) goes full ham and therefore is spread eagle on the wall getting frisked by a police officer
We are going balls to the wall tonight and may end up in jail!