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A man so mad so mad that he can’t but help curse and blame fucking luke smith.
Seen the latest TWAB... where going to have an Angry Sqwelshy online tonight.
When you’re having sex and you cum on her face, cut off her ponytail and stick it to her.
“I gave Jenny the Angry Mammoth last night!”
Verb - A sexual act that can only be performed on mondays in which lasagna and a cat are utilized by agitating the cat to an aggressive state and having it claw the person to severe extents before they proceed to have unprotected sex with the lasagna
"I heard that dude was into angry Garfields, I wonder if he collects stouffers frozen lasagna coupons"
The most serious of situations in which a crumb has lost all patients and needs noms immediately. If noms are not supplied threats such as genocide become increasingly likely. A monk bear may also be used to calm the crumb however this is only a viable option if the crumb has not already started his rampage.
Person 1: "There a tsuniami coming our way"
Person 2: "WHO CARES ABOUT THE TSUNIAMI, THERES AN ANGRY CRUMB ON THE LOOSE"
Person 1: "AHHHHHH"
Week old cum that gets slapped onto someone
Bill just got the angry Canadian snail
When you spoon but you're angry, sometimes a sex position if you are kinky enough.
Fuck I think Tyler just gave me the Angry Spoon
Euphemism for a full bushed vagina
Penny's angry jungle purse is a magical place; some say it holds the secrets of the universe