When someone takes a dildo and a mallet and slowly taps the dildo into your asshole, like a sculptor chiseling a statue.
I love asshole chiseling, it feels so good.
When ones butt is smeared in fecal matter
Chanan looked down and discovered had a chocolate asshole.
A person who, in a public place, suddenly shows up and is an asshole
I was waiting on the platform when all of sudden, this old fuck who I don't even know glared at me and called me a "piece of shit." May an agonizingly slow death befall that pop-up asshole.
The hair you realized you had while you where masturbating ,shitting ,or while reading this definition.
Joe: i realized something the other day.
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?
To describe an instance of one being so unbelievably angry, that such anger is unholy.
"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."
The deepest, darkest hole known to man.
I slipped and fell into Derek's asshole today.
Pontial Asshole enegry is a person waiting to gang their full kinetic asshole ways, they wait and wait to become a bitch and as time passes they gain more pontial enegry to strike their bullshit
"She began to gain a ton of Pontial Asshole Enegry"
"The pontial Asshole Enegry turned into Kinteic"